The Bay Area just felt a significant earthquake, a 5.6 centered just north of San Jose. Communications are still spotty a half hour later, but thankfully, it seems so far that any damage was minor.
Just before the earthquake, Dennis Kucinich admitted during the democratic debate on MSNBC that he had indeed seen a UFO, as was recently reported, while visiting Shirley MacLaine, his children's godmother. Theory: the aliens were angered by this disclosure and chose to send a message to Shirley MacLaine, but missed by a few hundred miles.